Land of miracles

Welcome, weary wanderer, step inside, To Inefficiency's realm, where reason has died. Absurdity's banner unfurls in the breeze, Prepare for a journey that's sure to displease!

Security Theater

Passwords and codes, a labyrinthine maze, OTPs descend in maddening waves. "Prove you're not a bot," the system does say, Though a robot might find a more logical way.

Time Bending

In hours so meager, we work without end, The laws of the cosmos, we twist and we bend. Thirty-hour tasks compressed into eight, While physics weeps for its pitiful fate.

Money Out of Thin Air

Where budgets go missing, and debts reappear, Finances dance with a whimsical leer. A conjurer's sleight with each debit and bill, The rules of accounting surrender their will.

Accountability? Never Heard of It

What matters are failings, the stumbles, the slips, Accomplishments fade, like words on your lips. A focus on errors, a relentless critique, Enough to make even the bold spirit weak.

Rulebook Roulette

Policies shift on a mercurial tide, Consistency lost, a mere footnote aside. Ancient decrees may or may not hold sway, Each day in this realm is a fresh disarray.

Dictatorship by Memo

A circular's passage, the edicts they bring, Organizational law shifts as decrees take wing. Your sense of direction is tossed to the wind, The rules ever-changing, your sanity thinned.

Feeling disoriented, your spirit unmoored? Then welcome, my friend, you've truly explored The land of Inefficiency, where logic's undone, And the only escape is when work hours are done.