Manan

Welcome, weary wanderer, step inside, To Inefficiency's realm, where reason has died. Absurdity's banner unfurls in the breeze, Prepare for a journey that's sure to displease! Security Theater Passwords and codes, a labyrinthine maze, OTPs descend in maddening waves. "Prove you're not a bot, " the system does say, Though a robot might find a more logical way. Time Bending In hours so meager, we work without end, The laws of the cosmos, we twist and we bend. Thirty-hour tasks compressed into eight, While physics weeps for its pitiful fate. Money Out of Thin Air Where budgets go missing, and debts reappear, Finances dance with a whimsical leer. A conjurer's sleight with each debit and bill, The rules of accounting surrender their will. Accountability? Never Heard of It What matters are failings, the stumbles, the slips, Accomplishments fade, like words on your lips. A focus on errors, a relentless critique, Enough to make ev